Wednesday, June 17, 2009


The Obamamobile. Lean, green motion machine. Floor opens up so you can pull a Fred Flintstone up hills. 100 miles per gallon on flat ground. 2 miles per 1000 calories up hills or with a passenger. Comes with 5 free physical therapy visits for back and leg pain. Warranty good for 10,000 miles or 60,000 steps, whichever comes first. Top speed 15 mph. Also comes with Gore on the floor and a whole car airbag, surround bubble sound, optional pull cart for groceries. Solar panels will operate vehicle for a full 50 feet at a time on sunny days. Cost of this new go cart?-$5000. Feeling you get from driving it? Cramps. (Priceless).

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